So I took this from my buddy. It was pretty hilarious.
Google [[your name]] needs and then type the first ten finds.


Here is what mine said.
Sasha needs. . .

-- Attention (very true)
-- A cocktail (do I ever)
-- Desferal and Cyclosporine in large doses (O_o. . .oook)
-- A home (Well I live in a dorm actually. . . )
-- A sweet Owner (anybody want me?)
-- An international Passport (Where do I plan on going?)
-- To have her house training started all over again (WTF?!)
-- Professional help (I don't think those bozos can fix me.)
-- To eat like a horse. (I already do.)
-- To go to Moscow for the operation. (What operation and why in Moscow?)